Colleen's Kumquat Obsession

So, as most of you already know, my roommate Colleen is a bit of a spaz - which makes life in the apartment fun and keeps things interesting. Recently, on a trip to the local market, she discovered the small, citrus fruit known as a kumquat and has been obsessed ever since. She finds ways to use it in a sentence and has them sitting out for anyone that walks through our door to try! I personally think they taste like a Sourpatch kid or one of those Atomic Warhead Sour candy-things we used to eat when we were younger...why did we do that again?!? Anyway, next time you are at the grocery store, check out a kumquat in honor of Colleen! Be ready to pucker up...just look what happened to Michelle when she was enticed to try one...